break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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