Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
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