I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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