You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
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Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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