When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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