I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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