Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
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I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
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WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Damn victory sex feels great
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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