Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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