I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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