quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
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Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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