My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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