It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
