these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
