i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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