What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
