i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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