Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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