Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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