that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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