Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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