So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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