Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize
