rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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