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Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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