whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
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I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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