I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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