But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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