JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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