I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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