rhymes with "ouble enetration"
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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