Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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