guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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