I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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