I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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