Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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