How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
birth control should be required to get into college
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
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I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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