if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
