your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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