She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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