I CAN MOONWALK!
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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