Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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