It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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