Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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