ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I'm always down for nudity.
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