last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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