I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
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i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
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