he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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