is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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