Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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