Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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