He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
It was confusing and full of hummus
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
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And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
50% drunk capacity currently
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
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I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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