You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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