Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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