DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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