Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
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